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March 30, 2006

Superman: Super Guy or Super Dick?!

Anyone will tell you that Superman is the embodiment of the perfect man. Chivalrous, kind, thoughtful, generous.

But "anyone" would be WRONG!!

As superdickery.com (a site dedicated to exposing Superman's true colors) shows you, there is plenty of evidence out there that Superman is, in fact, a jerk.

So check out superdickery's Gallery page. It not only features instances of Superman's cattiness, it also highlights examples of:
--Confounding Comic Book Covers (what's up with Lois Lane and her "educated feet"?)
--Everything's Better with Monkeys (Superman runs into these feces throwing bundles of stink quite often)
--Propaganda Extravaganza (Supes fighting the good fight against the "Japanazis")
--And many more...including "Seduction of the Innocent", one of the funniest comic book images EVER!!

March 27, 2006

NEW ITEMS THIS WEEK

NEW ITEMS FOR WEDNESDAY, MARCH 29

COMICS
ACTION COMICS #837
ALL STAR SUPERMAN #3
AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #530
BATMAN JOURNEY INTO KNIGHT #8 (OF 12)
BATMAN LEGENDS OF THE DARK KNIGHT #202
BLUE BEETLE #1
BOOK OF SHADOWS #1 (OF 2)
BOOKS OF DOOM #5 (OF 6)
CAPTAIN AMERICA #16
CHICANOS #5
DEADWORLD #3
FANTASTIC FOUR #536
GODLAND #9
GOLD DIGGER #73
GREEN LANTERN #10
HYSTERIA ONE MAN GANG #2 (OF 4)
INVINCIBLE #30
IRON MAN #6
JLA CLASSIFIED #19
LUCIFER #72
NEW AVENGERS ILLUMINATI SPECIAL
NICK FURY HOWLING COMMANDOS #6
OR ELSE #4
RISING STARS UNTOUCHABLE #2 (OF 5)
SCIENCE FAIR #4 (OF 8)
SENTRY #7 (OF 8)
SPAWN #154
SPIDER-MAN & ARANA SPECIAL
SPIKE OLD TIMES ONE SHOT
SPIKE VS DRACULA #2 (OF 5)
STAR WARS KNIGHTS OF THE OLD REPUBLIC #3
STAR WARS RETURN OF TAG & BINK SPECIAL ED #1 (OF 2)
STRANGE GIRL #7
SUPERMAN BATMAN #24
TEEN TITANS GO #29
THING #5
ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN #92
UNCANNY X-MEN #471
UNTOLD TALES OF THE NEW UNIVERSE PSI-FORCE
USAGI YOJIMBO #92
VERONICA #169
VICTORIAS SECRET SERVICE #1
WALKING DEAD #27
WARLORD #2
X-MEN DEADLY GENESIS #5 (OF 6)
X-STATIX PRESENTS DEAD GIRL #3 (OF 5)
YENNY #3
ZOMBIE TALES THE DEAD #1
ZORRO #6

GRAPHIC NOVELS/TRADES
30 DAYS OF NIGHT DARK DAYS
30 DAYS OF NIGHT RETURN TO BARROW
CEREBUS VOL 3 CHURCH & STATE
CRISIS ON MULTIPLE EARTHS VOL 3
DONALD DUCK ADVENTURES VOL 17
GUNNED DOWN
HELLBLAZER LADY CONSTANTINE
LIFE VOL 1 (OF 9)
SEVEN SOLDIERS OF VICTORY VOL 1
SEVEN SOLDIERS OF VICTORY VOL 2
SUPERMAN ARCHIVES VOL 1
SUPERMAN BIRTHRIGHT
SUPERMAN FOR ALL SEASONS
SUPERMAN THE JOURNEY
USAGI YOJIMBO VOL 10 BRINK OF LIFE & DEATH
USAGI YOJIMBO VOL 12 GRASSCUTTER
USAGI YOJIMBO VOL 14 DEMON MASK
USAGI YOJIMBO VOL 16 SHROUDED MOON
USAGI YOJIMBO VOL 8 SHADES OFDEATH
WARREN ELLIS DARK BLUE
X-MEN COLOSSUS BLOODLINE
X-MEN DARK PHOENIX SAGA

MANGA
ANGEL DIARY VOL 2
ARM OF KANNON VOL 8 (OF 8)
BATTLE ROYALE VOL 15 (OF 15)
BATTLE ROYALE VOL 2
EAST COAST RISING VOL 1 (OF 3)
FRUITS BASKET VOL 13 (OF 14)
ONE PIECE VOL 8

MAGAZINES
WIZARD COMICS MAGAZINE #175

March 19, 2006

NEW ITEMS THIS WEEK

NEW ITEMS FOR WEDNESDAY, MARCH 22

COMICS
ALL NEW OFF HANDBOOK MARVEL UNIVERSE A TO Z #3
AMAZING FANTASY #19
AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #530
AMERICAN WAY #2 (OF 8)
ANGEL SCRIPTBOOK #1
ARCHIE & FRIENDS #99
ARES #3 (OF 5)
BANANA TAILS TALES & ACTIVITIES ONE SHOT
BATMAN #651
BLACK PANTHER #14
CAPTAIN AMERICA #16
CARTOON NETWORK BLOCK PARTY #19
CATWOMAN #53
DAREDEVIL #83
DAUGHTERS OF THE DRAGON #3 (OF 6)
EXILES #78
FATHOM #8
FELL #4
FUTURAMA COMICS #24
GUN FU SHOWGIRLS ARE FOREVER #1
HAWKGIRL #50
HELLBLAZER #218
HELLBOY MAKOMA #1 (OF 2)
INCREDIBLE HULK #93
INTIMIDATORS #4
IRON GHOST #6 (OF 6)
IRON MAN THE INEVITABLE #4 (OF 6)
JSA CLASSIFIED #10
LIVING IN INFAMY #3 (OF 4)
LOVELESS #5
MANHUNTER #20
NEW AVENGERS #17
NEXTWAVE AGENTS OF HATE #3
NOBLE CAUSES #18
PAT NOVAK FOR HIRE
ROBIN #148
SABLE & FORTUNE #3 (OF 4)
SGT ROCK THE PROPHECY #3 (OF 6)
SHE-HULK 2 #6
SIXGUN SAMURAI #4
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG #160
SPIDER-MAN LOVES MARY JANE #4
SQUADRON SUPREME #1
STARSHIP TROOPERS #1 (OF 4)
STORM #2 (OF 6)
SUPERGIRL AND THE LEGION OF SUPER HEROES #16
SUPERMAN SECRET FILES 2005
SUPREME POWER HYPERION #5 (OF 5)
TESTAMENT #4
TOUPYDOOPS #1
ULTIMATE FANTASTIC FOUR #28
UNCLE SCROOGE #352
UNTOLD TALES OF THE NEW UNIVERSE DP7
WALT DISNEYS COMICS AND STORIES #667
WOLVERINE #40
X-FACTOR #5
X-MEN #184

GRAPHIC NOVELS/TRADES
30 DAYS OF NIGHT
DRAWN & QUARTERLY SHOWCASE VOL 3
EIGHTBALL 20TH CENTURY EIGHTBALL
EX MACHINA VOL 1 THE FIRST HUNDRED DAYS
FAMILY SECRET VOL 1
MY LITTLE PONY JR CINEMANGA VOL 3 DANCING IN THE CLOUDS
NEVER ENDING SUMMER
NIGHTMARIST
RUNAWAYS VOL 5 ESCAPE TO NEW YORK DIGEST
SEVEN SOLDIERS OF VICTORY VOL 2
SHOWCASE PRESENTS SUPERMAN VOL 1
SUPERMAN BATMAN VOL 1 PUBLIC ENEMIES
SUPERMAN DEATH OF SUPERMAN
SUPERMAN SECRET IDENTITY
TOP 10 THE FORTY NINERS
USAGI YOJIMBO VOL 11 SEASONS
USAGI YOJIMBO VOL 13 GREY SHADOWS
USAGI YOJIMBO VOL 15 GRASSCUTTER II JOURNEY TO ATSUTA SHRINE
USAGI YOJIMBO VOL 17 DUEL AT KITANOJI
USAGI YOJIMBO VOL 19 FATHERS AND SONS
USAGI YOJIMBO VOL 4
USAGI YOJIMBO VOL 9 DAISHO
WARREN ELLIS BAD WORLD
WARREN ELLIS SCARS
X-FILES VOL 2

MANGA
IRON WOK JAN GN #15
PRINCESS AI VOL 3 EVOLUTION GN (OF 3)
SAMURAI EXECUTIONER VOL 1

MISC
PREVIEWS VOL XVI #4

Movie Review: V For Vendetta

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Remember, remember...this movie!

Well, I did it. I set aside my comic book snobbery and saw what I was sure would be the latest in a string of disastrous Alan Moore comic book movies. Yet as I left the elegant Cleveland Park Uptown, one undeniable truth left me bewildered and confused, questioning my very qualifications as a connoisseur of fine comic books.

I LOVED THIS MOVIE.

True, I went in with low expectations, having been stung by past experience, bad reviews and Alan Moore's own disparaging remarks. I mean, surely anything short of complete feces would seem okay after all that, right? But that's not it. There were plenty of reasons to love this movie.

For starters, the guy manning the lowest common denominator lever must have been asleep at the switch, because the movie ended up remaining completely true to the theme of the comic book. Sure, they made changes to better adapt the story to the screen, but to paraphrase the book, they did not surrendered that final inch. They didn't lose it, or sell it, or give it away.

In fact, I will state for the record that I found the movie V for Vendetta SUPERIOR to Alan Moore's comic book. Hey! Stop cussing and foaming at the mouth and let me explain, okay?

Alan Moore wrote V for Vendetta as a serial. It took him seven years from start to finish, which included a five year hiatus in the middle. Crafting a story in such a way almost assures sloppy storytelling. What Hollywood did so well was to turn the disadvantage of having to stuff so much story into a 120 minute movie and make it an asset. They managed to cut or simplify the bad material, while keeping and even enhancing the best.

On the technical side, Alan Moore created a comic book that is packed to the brim with one montage after another. This is a novel and interesting concept for a comic book, and I applaud Moore for trying it. But only on screen does the montage truly work, and the director pulled off several of them spectacularly.

The casting was also top-notch. Hugo Weaving was excellent as the voice of V. That he wasn't their first choice for the role is irrelevant. Natalie Portman nailed the difficult role of Evey Hammond, perhaps having perfected the art of acting opposite someone in an expressionless mask from her time as costar to that mannequin-like kid they cast as young Anakin Skywalker in the first Star Wars movie.

Another of the movie's charms was the limited number of eye-rolling scenes. You know the ones I'm talking about the crazy parts that make the whole film lose credibility. Don't get me wrong, there were a few eye-rollers, such as the gratuitous Matrix rip-off towards the end of the movie, or the fact that in a tightly controlled police state, V somehow manages to find and distribute fifty-thousand Guy Fawkes masks and cloaks. But to balance that, there are sequences in the movie that were written more credibly than they were in the book. To take just one example, Evey succumbs to V's influence pretty casually in the comic book. That she remains suspicious of him for a longer period in the movie rings much truer.

And finally, the ending, arguably the most important part of any movie, was fantastic. Quite moving. And it wasn't just comic book nerds like myself that felt so. Tell me the last movie you were at in which the audience applauded at the end. They did at the end of this one.

I give V for Vendetta a full four out of four fantoms. V for Vendetta Prevails!

March 18, 2006

Kevin Smith's Clerks meets...Galactus?!

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Check out this hilarious animation from Captaincapitalism.com. Super-heroes meet Kevin Smith's Clerks. 'Nuff said.

So sit back and enjoy: HEROES

March 12, 2006

Live Action Simpsons

This live action video of the opening credit sequence of The Simpsons is so brilliant you have to ask yourself why it took so long for someone to do it.

LIVE ACTION SIMPSONS INTRO

NEW ITEMS FOR WEDNESDAY, MARCH 15

NEW ITEMS FOR WEDNESDAY, MARCH 15

COMICS
100 BULLETS #70
ANGEL OLD FRIENDS #4 (OF 5)
ANNIHILATION PROLOGUE
ATHEIST #3
BATMAN LEGENDS OF THE DARK KNIGHT #201
BATMAN YEAR ONE HUNDRED #2 (OF 4)
BETTY & VERONICA #216
BIRDS OF PREY #92
BODY BAGS 3 THE HARD WAY ONE SHOT
CONAN #26
CONAN BOOK OF THOTH #1 (OF 4)
DMZ #5
DONALD DUCK AND FRIENDS #338
ELFQUEST THE DISCOVERY #2 (OF4)
FOUR #28
FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD SPIDER-MAN #6
FURY PEACEMAKER #2 (OF 6)
GENERATION M #5 (OF 5)
GIRLS #11
GREEN ARROW #60
GROUNDED #5 (OF 6)
INFINITE CRISIS SECRET FILES 2006
INVINCIBLE #29
JLA CLASSIFIED #18
KNIGHTS OF THE DINNER TABLE #113
LIVING IN INFAMY #2 (OF 4)
LOOKING GLASS WARS HATTER M #2 (OF 4)
LOVE AS A FOREIGN LANGUAGE #2
LOVE AS A FOREIGN LANGUAGE #3
MAJESTIC #15
MICKEY MOUSE AND FRIENDS #287
NEW MANGAVERSE #3 (OF 5)
NEW X-MEN #24
NIGHTWING #118
PUNISHER VS BULLSEYE #5 (OF 5)
PVP #24
RED SONJA CLAW DEVILS HANDS #1 (OF 4)
RUNAWAYS #14
SABRINA VOL 2 #74
SCIENCE FAIR #4 (OF 8)
SCOOBY DOO #106
SEVEN SOLDIERS BULLETEER #4 (OF 4)
SIMPSONS COMICS #116
SPIDER-WOMAN ORIGIN #4 (OF 5)
SPIKE VS DRACULA #1 (OF 5)
SUPERMAN #650
SUPERMAN SHAZAM FIRST THUNDER #4 (OF 4)
TEEN TITANS ANNUAL #1
TRUTH JUSTIN & AMERICAN WAY #1 (OF 5)
ULTIMATE EXTINCTION #3 (OF 5)
ULTIMATE X-MEN #68
UNCANNY X-MEN #470
UNTOLD TALES OF THE NEW UNIVERSE JUSTICE
WALKING DEAD #26
X-MEN APOCALYPSE DRACULA #2 (OF 4)

GRAPHIC NOVELS/TRADES
CALL OF THE WILD PUFFIN
DAREDEVIL VOL 3 WAKE UP
DRACULA PUFFIN
FAMILY SECRET VOL 1
PIZZERIA KAMIKAZE
SUPERMAN THE DAILY PLANET
ULTIMATE X-MEN ULTIMATE COLLECTION VOL 1

MANGA
ANNE FREAKS MANGA VOL 1
GOLD DIGGER VOL 7

MAGAZINES
TOYFARE #105
WIZARD ANIME INSIDER #31

T-SHIRTS
SUPERMAN LOGO ON BLACK

March 9, 2006

Upcoming Storyline: CIVIL WAR

From The New York Times (The Battle Outside Raging, Superheroes Dive In, February 20, 2006)

The story opens with a reckless fight between the New Warriors, filming a reality television show, and a cadre of villains. The battle becomes quite literally explosive, killing some of the superheroes and many innocent bystanders. That crystallizes a government movement to register all super-powered beings as living weapons of mass destruction. The subsequent Registration Act will divide the heroes into two camps, one led by Captain America, the other by Iron Man. Along the way, Marvel will unveil its version of Guantánamo Bay, enemy combatants, embedded reporters and more. The question at the heart of the series is a fundamental one: 'Would you give up your civil liberties to feel safer in the world?'

Following are the comics that cover this storyarc. I apologize...I'm late in alerting you of the lead-up to the main story (Amazing Spider-Man 529 just came out), but you've still got time for the rest of The Road To Civil War books and all of the actual Civil War comics. If you'd like to subscribe to these titles, send us a quick email with your name, phone number, email address, and which books (or simply say "all") you'd like, and we'll hold them aside for you as they come out. Email us at fantomcomics@gmail.com.

THE ROAD TO CIVIL WAR
New Avengers: The Illuminati (one-shot)
Amazing Spider-Man #529-531 Mr. Parker goes to Washington
Fantastic Four #536-#537

CIVIL WAR
Civil War (7-issue miniseries)
Civil War: Front Line (10-issue miniseries)
Amazing Spider-Man #532-538 The War at Home
Civil War: Young Avengers/Runaways (miniseries)
Civil War: X-Men (4-issue miniseries)
Daily Bugle: Civil War (one-shot newspaper)
She-Hulk v2 #8
Thunderbolts #103-105
Wolverine #42-47 Vendetta
X-Factor #8-9

March 4, 2006

New Items for Wednesday, March 8

NEW ITEMS FOR WEDNESDAY, MARCH 8

COMICS
AMERICAN VIRGIN #1
BATMAN STRIKES #19
BETTY #154
BOMB QUEEN #2 (OF 4)
CABLE DEADPOOL #26
CAPTAIN ATOM ARMAGEDDON #6 (OF 9)
CATWOMAN #52
DOLL & CREATURE #1 (OF 4)
DOROTHY #5
DOWN #4 (OF 4)
EXTERMINATORS #3
FABLES #47
FANTASTIC FOUR FIRST FAMILY #1 (OF 6)
FELL #4
FIRESTORM THE NUCLEAR MAN #23
HARD TIME SEASON TWO #4
HYSTERIA ONE MAN GANG #1
INVINCIBLE #29
LIBERALITY FOR ALL #2 (OF 8)
LOST SQUAD #3 (OF 6)
MARVEL ADVENTURES FANTASTIC FOUR #10
NEW X-MEN #24
POWERS #17
PULSE #14
RETRO ROCKET #1 (OF 4)
SCIENCE FAIR #4 (OF 8)
SENSATIONAL SPIDER-MAN #24
SENTINEL SQUAD ONE #3 (OF 5)
SEVEN SOLDIERS FRANKENSTEIN #3 (OF 4)
SEVEN SOLDIERS MISTER MIRACLE #4 (OF 4)
SKY APE KING OF GIRLS ONE SHOT
SON OF M #4 (OF 6)
SONIC X #6
SPIDER-MAN UNLIMITED #14
TEEN TITANS #33
THUNDERBOLTS #100
TOM STRONG #36
ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN #91
UNTOLD TALES OF THE NEW UNIVERSE NIGHTMASK
VICE #5
WILDCATS NEMESIS #7 (OF 9)
X-MEN THE 198 #3 (OF 5)

GRAPHIC NOVELS/TRADES
BROWNSVILLE
CABLE DEADPOOL VOL 4 BOSOM BUDDIES
CYCLONE BILL AND THE TALL TALES
DANIEL
DONALD DUCK AND UNCLE SCROOGE VOL 1 SOMEWHERE IN NOWHERE
LENORE VOL 1 NOOGIES
SOCOM SEAL TEAM SEVEN

MANGA
BATTLE ROYALE VOL 3
BATTLE ROYALE VOL 7
HI HI PUFFY AMIYUMI #2 (OF 3)
NARUTO VOL 8
ONE PIECE VOL 1 ROMANCE DAWN

MAGAZINES
MAD CLASSICS #6
MAD MAGAZINE #464

ROLE PLAYING GAMES
LONE WOLF RPG DAWN OF DESTRUCTION

Kirk vs Picard

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Where do your loyalties lie?

If you believe in breaking the rules, playing God with every primitive society you come across and think monogamous relationships are for sissies, then you're probably a Kirk fan.

If you prefer fancy accents, an uncompromising acceptance of all cultures and beliefs and sitting on your butt while your first officer fights your battles for you, then you're probably more of a Picard person.

Whichever captain you back, you can enjoy hours of beating up the pretender captain in idleworm's Trek Wars game.

TREK WARS v1.0

Who's better? Kirk or Picard? Comment and tell us what you think.

March 2, 2006

Featured Book: SUPERMAN RED SON

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What's that you say? Superman raised by Stalin and the Soviet State? Yes!

In this one-shot trade paperback, we see a world in which Superman's capsule landed on earth half a day earlier or later. He doesn't land in the breadbasket of America, but the breadbasket of the U.S.S.R. during the height of the Cold War.

This book has Fantom Comics' highest recommendation. There are no simple answers or black and white villains in this 160 page trade paperback.

Available now at Fantom Comics!

Have you read this book? Comment on it and let others know what you think.